Wearing white frilly knickers when you’re due on your period. Burning the expensive candle over one long winter’s evening. Hot pants on the school run. Walking boots when you’re not out walking. Buying yourself a bunch of flowers just because you fancy it. Lighting a fire in the daytime, toasting the children’s marshmallows and eating them all yourself. Day-time naps when you’re supposed to be working. Turning your phone off for a week without telling anyone. Jumping in a muddy puddle. Shout-singing. Putting in your card details and pressing ‘pay’ without checking them first. Deleting emails instead of reading them. Swearing on the internet without using *&^% and instead just writing FUCK.